He then walks home.Īt his house, Root Beer Guy and his wife, Cherry Cream Soda, eat dinner. He walks to the subway, gets on, and proceeds to read a mystery book. Root Beer Guy continues calling people. When the day is over, he walks outside and is greeted by two coworkers standing by the door. Root Beer Guy's boss suddenly snaps his fingers at him and tells him to get back to work. He gets on the phone and tries to sell someone an 'amazing vitamin supplement.' He asks the person on the phone if they have ever felt that, no matter what they eat, they always feel tired and sluggish.
Root Beer Guy walks into his workplace and then sits at his desk in a small office, which appears to be a call center for telemarketing. He looks back and sees the ogre run by with Finn and Jake chasing after him wielding swords. He heads to his workplace and scans his card. He is fascinated, but does not seem to care at the same time.
The Candy People cheer, except for Root Beer Guy. The ogre laughs, releasing some of the Candy People from his mouth. The episode starts with Finn and Jake tickling an ogre while Princess Bubblegum and some Candy People hold hands in a circle around him. In this parody of hard-boiled detective stories, Root Beer Guy claims Finn and Jake kidnapped Princess Bubblegum, but no one believes him.
